Fear not, we come in peace. And we bring gifts. Our granola is not baked with your hopelessly antiquated earth oil, but with the finest, tastiest kermflots (what earthlings call apples). Each bag of our granola contains the equivalent of 3 kermflots (versus up to 1 cup of oil in earth granola).

And of course we start with whole organic grains - no unidentified objects (flying or otherwise) for us. Just good healthy oats, brown rice, barley and spelt grown in the finest crop circles.

Thanks,